Friday, June 25, 2010

Gay Wedding Rules

Now that gay marriages are become increasingly legal, here are some rules all queers should know.

1) On the day of a gay wedding, it's bad luck for the two grooms to see each other at the gym.

2) Superstition suggests that for good luck the couple should have: Something Bold, something Flirty, something Trashy, something Dirty.

3) It's customary at Gay and Lesbian nuptials for the parents to have an open bar during the entire ceremony and for the sound system to be loud enough to drown out their sobbing.

4) Gay wedding tradition dictates that both grooms refrain from eating any of the wedding cake because it's all carbs and sugar.

5) It's considered bad luck for either of the grooms to have dated and/or have slept with the priest.

6) During the first dance, it's considered unlucky to use glow sticks, flags, whistles or hand held lasers.

7) For good luck at the union of a Drag Queen, the bouquet is always thrown in the face of a hated rival.

8) The reception hall must have a disco ball and at least 3 go-go dancer.

9) The wedding singer is not allowed to play and/or sing Let's Hear It For the Boy, It's Raining Men, or I Will Survive.

10) The father of the Bottom pays for everything!

Mom Dad I'm Gay


Phunk Factor said...

I totally agree with the second last one...i completely HATE those songs....also counts any songs from Whitney Houston and Diana Ross....what's with gays and these ladies?!

Pierre said...

Phunk Factor, LOL!

Clueless said...

These are hilarious!! I absolutely love the video. I guess there are many ways of coming out!! I'm going to post it on my blog!! Thanks for sharing it.

Pierre said...

Clueless, I also had a good giggle when I saw the video - I just had to share it!

Sam Sall said...

LOL ,I like the one about the priest that's a good rule
OMG the video is so funny .

Pierre said...

Sam Sall, that is a good rule. Regarding the video, I wonder how parents would react if this should become the new and preferred method of coming out?

The Suburbinate Housewife said...

"2) Superstition suggests that for good luck the couple should have: Something Bold, something Flirty, something Trashy, something Dirty."

This should be a staple in all weddings! It would definitely make a better 1st year, that's forsure! ;-)

Pierre said...

The Suburbinate Housewife, LMAO!

Jewel said...

I love your graphics, Pierre, how you can make anything pink or rainbow to fit in with the gay theme. I like how you'd made your Twitter bird pink as well. I also suspect a gay wedding is more fun than a hetero one.

Pierre said...

Jewel, thanks it's all about pink power!

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